Monday, June 27, 2011

Questions a mother must be prepared to answer...

Some things I got asked today:

Mama, have you seen this guy’s head? (Uh... No.)
Mama, what exactly *is* a mental breakdown? (Which movie is he getting this from?)
Mama, what’s masturbate? (Oh, God.)
Mama, how do they determine how big steps should be? (asked while walking down the AUB steps)
Mama, do you have an old pillowcase I could use for a sewing project? (What?!)
Mama, how do I move the staircase? Do I have to put a spell on the painting? (some kind of computer game)
Mama, could you come here quickly? And bring a lot of towels and a band-aid? (Hmm…)

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